Thoughts & Sayings (June 2014)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in April and May. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

  1. Question this.

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  1. Live it up but let it down slowly.

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  1. It isn’t the end of the world, but avoid it like the plague.

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Twisted Words

  1. This restaurant is notable. I can never get a reservation.

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  1. If nobody’s perfect, I must be a nobody.

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Random Musings

  1. Why can’t I move as fast as my brain?

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  1. It’s never dangerous until it is.

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  1. Why do people care if chickens cross the road?

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  1. Every day, millions of people have their cake and eat it.

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Thoughts & Sayings (July 2013)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in June. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

1. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Use someone else’s.

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2. I knocked out so much yesterday that today I have to fix a broken china cabinet.

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3. Don’t be a chicken or you may end up poultry.

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4. I’m back on track, but unfortunately it’s the wrong one.

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Twisted Words

5. Sublime is an underwater fruit.

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6. Resting in peas feels mushy.

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In Its Own Write

7. In my own fantasy world, I’m from Nowyr heading to Sommewyr.

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Holidays & Events

8. Today is Father Time.

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Random Musings

9. Teams that only play well in fair weather make it hard to be a fan.

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