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Thoughts & Sayings (April 2014)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in February and March. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

  1. You only live once. Use it wisely.

life

  1. One’s misunderstanding is another’s failure to communicate.

communicate

Twisted Words

  1. I’m the real deal. You can have me at a discount.

discount

  1. A broken record gets tired of being played over and over.

record

In Its Own Write

  1. I’m always inspired to write when someone else is doing it.

writing

Holidays & Events

  1. Dive into the March Madness pool, but don’t forget to tread water.

pool

  1. Can I borrow some green? I’m in a pinch.

green

  1. Merchandising in the air.

merchandising

Random Musings

  1. I dream of things that I never knew were on my mind.

dream

 

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Thoughts & Sayings (December 2013)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in October and November. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

1. Sitting can be a big pain in the butt.

sitting

2. Past performance never returns.

performance

3. Sometimes life is two steps sideways.

sideways

Twisted Words

4. A flying saucer landed in front of me. On it was a cup of coffee.

saucer

5. You have to go to bed because it won’t come to you.

bed

In Its Own Write

6. It looks like I’ve come down with a case of NaNoWriMo.

nanowrimo

Holidays & Events

7. I’m going to need a holiday from all these holidays.

holidays

8. Turkey is so fulfilling that I’m absolutely stuffed.

thanksgiving

Random Musings

9. Stubbornness is an equal and opposite force.

stubborn

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