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Thoughts & Sayings (June 2014)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in April and May. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

  1. Question this.

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  1. Live it up but let it down slowly.

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  1. It isn’t the end of the world, but avoid it like the plague.

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Twisted Words

  1. This restaurant is notable. I can never get a reservation.

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  1. If nobody’s perfect, I must be a nobody.

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Random Musings

  1. Why can’t I move as fast as my brain?

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  1. It’s never dangerous until it is.

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  1. Why do people care if chickens cross the road?

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  1. Every day, millions of people have their cake and eat it.

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Thoughts & Sayings (October 2013)

Here are some thoughts and sayings I posted on Twitter and/or Facebook in July, August, and September. To my knowledge, I made these up (for better or for worse). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the write!

Encouraging Words

1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Fermented, and they’ll drink with you all day.

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2. I have some words of wisdom to share with you. Excuse me while I take them out of Pandora’s box.

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Twisted Words

3. It’s harder to herd kids than goats.

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4. A sacred cow cows a scared cow.

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In Its Own Write

5. Fiction writing is the novelist concept.

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6. Poetry may set you free but to make it rhyme takes time.

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Holidays & Events

7. Today is Outdependence Day for those who don’t celebrate the 4th of July.

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Random Musings

8. We interrupt this report about yelling fire in a crowded theater for breaking news about a fire in a crowded theater.

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9. “Because I can,” said the man when asked why he works at a packaging plant.

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10. “What’s so great about sliced bread?” asked the baker.

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11. Out of the mouths of babes comes drool.

 

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