One minute to midnight

What do you write about when it’s about one minute to midnight and you want to post a blog entry, but you cannot write much because you must edit something for your wife and you’re running out of time?  Not much.
 
OK, how about this?
 
What’s the meaning of life?
 
 
The number on Jackie Robinson’s jersey?
 
No.
 
 
The nickname for Mark Felt?
 
No.
 
Don’t panic.  Here’s a towel.
 
Now if I had really spent just one minute writing this entry today, which I did, I would not have sufficiently pondered the meaning of life.  In reality, I spent five glorious minutes pondering life, the universe, and everything, four of which will happen tomorrow, which is really today, because I am now writing today’s entry tomorrow, and today is now yesterday.  By promptly discerning the meaning of life and getting this pesky factoid out of the way, I now have time to ponder the ultimate mystery of life; that is, understanding women.  On this subject I must dwell longer, whether it suits me or not.

Some haikus

Hard Days
 
Hard days assail me
When easy times will return
I may never know
 
Cruel words you say
Thick skin laid bare by your words
Must I always bear?
 
Think before you speak
Would you wish it said to you?
Would it hurt you too?
 
More expectations
We all have limitations
Please cut me some slack
 
I do what I must
Courtesy is all I ask
Helps me get it done
 
Take your stress elsewhere
Don’t place this burden on me
I shall become you