Thoughts on the Amish

I have a habit of forgetting to write what I had planned to write but couldn’t in an earlier sitting.  A few blog entries ago, I posted some photos of our trip to Lancaster, Pennsylvania, better known as Amish Country.  I didn’t have time to write, so I mentioned I would write about our trip later.  Sometimes I neglect to follow up on my prognostications.  Of course, Dear Reader, you can always remind me if you were waiting with anticipation to read what I wrote that I planned to write.  You haven’t said much lately, so I don’t think you mind too much if I neglect to follow up on some topics.  Of course, I still plan to write an entry on Argentinian wine, but I have to wait until I have more time to devote to a deeper analysis of the South American wine industry.
 
We officially went to Lancaster to shop, but I saw our trip as a chance to visit Amish Country and glimpse Amish life for the first time.  (For a more detailed description of the Amish and their faith, visit Wikipedia’s Amish web page.)  My mental image of the Amish was influenced by such diverse sources as the movie "Witness," the 1985 thriller that launched Kelly McGillis’ movie career, the Farrelly Brother’s movie "Kingpin," featuring Randy Quaid as an Amish bowling prodigy, and "Weird Al" Yankovic’s hit song "Amish Paradise."  Obviously, the outsider’s view of the Amish tends to filter them through a skeptical lens, painting them in terms that might not be entirely flattering and even quite misunderstood, likening them to "country bumpkins" who are backwards because they refuse to assimilate into the dominant culture.  I wanted to see the Amish for myself, like an adventurer visiting a unique culture for the first time.  I was impressed by their ability to maintain their own culture in the face of modernity and their fervent industriousness.  Call me crazy, but the cultural intricacies in the United States are still diverse despite the advent of pop culture and mass production.
 
I admire the fact that in spite of the development all around them, the Amish still manage to maintain their cultural identity.  It seems so easy for those not committed to the Amish community to leave it and "join" modern society.  I’m sure many have, but the Amish community in Lancaster is quite vibrant.  The Amish mingle freely with contemporary America, driving their horse-powered buggies on roads and highways and shopping for goods at various retail outlets scattered throug the area.  During our visit, I saw at least two Amish horse carriages parked in front of convenience stores (I don’t think they were purchasing gasoline).  I suspect that in spite of their frugal image the Amish are actually quite wealthy.  Most of the land put to contemporary uses such as strip malls were once owned by the Amish and sold at some time in the recent past.  In fact, many Amish farms in Lancaster County are so large that they could easily sell for millions of dollars if their owners chose to sell them. 
 
Amish are also very industrious.  When we visited Plain & Fancy, an Amish-style restaurant, gift store, and convention center (no joke), I noted a bevy of Amish goods.  Quilts, agricultural products, trinkets, you name it.  Some were Amish-style souvenirs made in China, but many of the products available were made locally by Amish families.  What did they do with the money they earned? I wondered.  After all, they own their property outright, and they don’t owe use technology that costs money such as cars, televisions, or telephones.  I did a little online investigating and uncovered some interesting tidbits about Amish finances.  For one, Amish do not pay Social Security, but they do pay taxes, including property taxes.  They rarely, if ever, use banks and public services, and they are responsible for making sure that everyone in the community receives adequate levels of education, health care, and financial security.  Because they don’t invest their money, their capital is tied up in their land and what it can produce.  The Amish must be industrious by necessity to ensure that they can fulfill their financial obligations to the government and to the Amish community.  Still, I cannot help but think the Amish at present are doing very well.  Life must be pretty good for them, even without cars, electricity, and buttons.

Your very own cattle ranch

I searched for photos of the Paraguayan countryside, and I came upon this most unusual advertisement.  An aged farmer in Paraguay wants to sell his 28,247 acre cattle ranch affectionately known as "Estancia El Dorado."  The ranch is about 44 square miles, with one square mile equal to about 640 acres.
Sooner or later this ad will be taken offline after a buyer has been found, so here is the original ad:
Estancia El Dorado in Paraguay is for sale by owner
Estancia Eldorado is a 15 year old private farming property in Paraguay.
At first, a challenge set by a French Legendary Pilot to start a cattle farm, this Estancia continues today
to work it’s great potencial and has rightfully become one of the biggest farms in this region.
Unfortunately, it’s owner is now retiring and this property is for sale.
 
Estancia area details:
• Total surface: 11,436 hectares (28,247 Acres).
• Workable pasture area and potreros divisions:
– 32 parcs of 150 Has: 4,800 has.
– 19 parcs of 75 Has : 1,425 has.
– 01 parc of 55 Has : 55 has.
– 01 parc of 100 Has : 100 has.
Total : 6,380 has
NB: 400 of the 6,380 has of pasture are ready for agricultural activity. A further 3,000 need very little work and investment to reach this state.
  • Standard fencing, 1 post every 6m
with 4 smooth steel wires over 130Kilometers.
• Electrified fences: 1 post every 50 meters.et 1 fil de fer lisse: 20 kilometers.
• Gates for parc accesses:
There are 50 – 4m wide wooden gates on the property.
They are all made from quality solid wood.
NB : 100 % of fences are in perfect condition.
 
Water capacities and supply:
• 3 X 160m deep semi-artesian wells.
• 3 X 15m high, 35.000 l. capacity water towers.
• 7 X 35,000 l. water tanks.
• 10 X 13,000 l. water tanks.
• 20 km of 1.5 to 2 in. diameter high pressure pipes  Current Livestock count:
1,700- full adult cows.
400 cows under 16 months old.
700 -female calves
700 -male calves
52 -bulls
Total: 3.552 heads
 
For more information, please fill in this short form. Thank you
Pour plus d’informations, veuillez remplir ce court questionnaire. Merci!
Para recibir mas informaciones mándenos estas informaciones. ¡Gracias!
So, how much would you pay to own your very own cattle ranch?  Well, the ad doesn’t say, so I guessimated the price.  A 49-acre ranch for sale in Paraguay is now on the market for just 500,000 euros, or 10,204 euros per acre (http://www.viviun.com/Real_Estate/Paraguay/).  At the current exchange rate, the price would be $13,931 per acre.  Assuming that the price per acre doesn’t fluctuate significantly and not taking into account the cattle and other fixtures on the property, the purchase price of Estancia El Dorado would is about $393,508,957.  Realistically, though, you might be able to buy the ranch at a slight discount for $300-$350 million.  Or maybe the owner is desperate to sell and would settle for $250 million.  I don’t have that kind of money.  Do you?  One silver lining–$600,000 will buy you a 50 acre ranch in rural Paraguay.  Not a bad deal at all.  If you could make a living from it.

Illing and chilling

Our life here lately could be characterized by one simple adjective–ill.  Illness has swept through our family for the past couple of weeks.  First our son fell ill with a stomach flu he probably picked up at his "school," a child care center co-located with my training facility.  He was sick for about a week and out of school for three days, and he’s still coughing a bit.  Next, he gave it to my wife, who has had a sore throat and nasal congestion for about four days.  I got sick yesterday, and I am home today.  Other than a sore throat and chest congestion, I feel fine.  However, my Spanish instructor was so concerned about possible contagions that I decided to stay home ("concerned" is a polite term).  I suppose that I am, but I’m in a state of limbo where I feel guilty staying home because I feel sick but I’m not too ill.  I don’t mind taking the day off–I don’t really appreciate her attitude and patronizing, drill-sargeant teaching style, so I’m more than happy to stay home today and self-study Spanish.  I will be more productive staying home instead hearing every five minutes not-so-subtly in a practice question that I need to go home.  I don’t need that.
 
It’s a shame that none of us are feeling well, because lately the weather has been better.  Today it’s cold and overcast, but the weather since last Saturday has been spectacular.  The forecast says that sunny weather will return on Sunday.  I hope we all feel better by then so we can enjoy it.  Sunny weather has a habit of mocking you when you feel miserable, taunting you by daring you to enjoy it, which then makes you feel even worse.
 
When we lived in Korea, we hardly experienced illness.  Back in the states, however, we seem to be getting sick quite often.  I’ve heard that that is common.  When you mingle with other former expats who just returned from exotic locations worldwide, you find yourself prone to succumbing to whatever nasties they brought home from overseas.  I would venture to guess that we will feel healthier in Paraguay, because we won’t be exposed to so many new contagions.  The same was true in Korea.  Many people who live here in the Washington, D.C. seem to face a higher risk of illness.  After all, people live here from all over the world.  It is perhaps the most diverse city in America, and with it comes most of the pathogens one can contract overseas.  In this respect, I can’t wait to get back overseas.  We often say that being in Washington is more of a hardship than being overseas.  In terms of illness, so far that has been true.