At the Tomb of the Inflatable Pig

Dear Reader, I am still on track to finish one book per month.  I’ve read six so far this year, outpacing my pitiful total in 2007.  Although my three most recent readings focus on Paraguay and have to do with my future assignment there, I am still happy to have had time to read them.  I finished reading "At the Tomb of the Inflatable Pig," a travelogue by British writer John Gimlette.  I also read "Paraguay Under Stroessner," a musty book written in the early 1980’s during the Alfredo Stroessner regime, and "Paraguay:  A Personalist Perspective," an overview of Paraguay written in 1990 immediately following the coup d’état that toppled Stroessner.  Both of the latter books provided excellent, if dated, analyses of Paraguayan history, politics, economics, and culture.  These dry texts provided historical antidotes to the massive gaps left by Gimlette’s sharp-witted, train wreck of a novel.
 
"At the Tomb of the Inflatable Pig" is a fascinating read written geographically rather than chronologically.  It haphazardly chronicles over 500 years of Paraguayan history, detailing intriguing facts, innuendoes, and falsehoods at each place he encountered on his trip throughout the country.  (Contrary to Gimlete’s contention, a full-grown python cannot consume a full-grown man.  The rumor about the missing doctor from Buenos Aires is an urban legend.)  At each stop on his journey, Gimlette jumps to the events most relevant to each location, from the construction of the massive Itaipu Dam on the Paraná River between Paraguay and Brazil in the 1970’s to the devastation of Humaitá during the War of the Triple Alliance (1865-70).  His book ping-pongs through Paraguayan history, leaving one often confused about the country’s chronological history.  The vignettes that Gimlette weaves into the book are colorful and fascinating, albeit fraught with sarcasm that leaves one wondering why he bothered to visit Paraguay in the first place if he seems to despise it so much.  His perspective fluctuates from empathetic to sarcastic to spiteful, like a sharp pendulum sauntering over a helpless victim. 
 
I was surprised to learn that a native Paraguayan who had read the book was disturbed by what thought felt was a willful misrepresentation of their country.  Granted, Gimlette’s book sheds light on Paraguay in a way akin to the manner in which Sasha Baron Cohen’s fictional reporter "Borat" increased awareness of Kazakhstan–Gimlette’s book attracts attention to Paraguay, although not necessarily in a flattering way.  The Paraguayan I talked to mentioned that Gimlette spent just one month in Paraguay collecting research for his book.  In fact, Gimlette’s biography mentioned that he visited Paraguay in 1982 immediately following the Falklands War.  The book implies that it is a bibliography and that Gimlette had lived for quite some time in Paraguay during the Stroessner years.  Just as Dan Brown weaves facts and fiction into "The Da Vinci Code" to give the fictional novel an air of authenticity, so does Gimlette with his novel.  I was disappointed to find out that for all of its colorful imagery and citations of fact, "At the Tomb of the Inflatable Pig" is ultimately fiction.  Given this reality, it is probably best read in conjunction with a truer analysis of the country.
 
I’ve already started reading my next book.  It’s a Spanish version of "The Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe" ("El León, la Bruja, y el Ropero").  I already know how the story ends, so that should help me read a Spanish-language book written for children! 

Sea(ttle), it’s not so rainy

At last, the results of a scientific study furnish proof that it doesn’t rain in Seattle as much as you might think.  The honor of the rainiest city in the United States goes to Mobile, Alabama and just about any city along the Gulf Coast and Florida, the so-called "Sunshine State."  Here’s the list of the top ten cities according to WeatherBill, a research firm:
 
  • Mobile, Alabama–67 inches average annual rainfall; 59 average annual rainy days
  • Pensacola, Florida–65 inches average annual rainfall; 56 average annual rainy days
  • New Orleans, Louisiana–64 inches average annual rainfall; 59 average annual rainy days
  • West Palm Beach, Florida–63 inches average annual rainfall; 58 average annual rainy days
  • Lafayette, Louisiana–62 inches average annual rainfall; 55 average annual rainy days
  • Baton Rouge, Louisiana–62 inches average annual rainfall; 56 average annual rainy days
  • Miami, Florida–62 inches average annual rainfall; 57 average annual rainy days
  • Port Arthur, Texas–61 inches average annual rainfall; 51 average annual rainy days
  • Tallahassee, Florida–61 inches average annual rainfall; 56 average annual rainy days
  • Lake Charles, Louisiana–58 inches average annual rainfall; 50 average annual rainy days

Seattle’s neighbor, Olympia, ranked 24th on the list with 59 inches of rain each year.  Seattle is not far behind.  While it may not be haven for sun worshippers, Seattle isn’t as wet as it seems.  It just seems that way.  Reputation means everything.

iPod plunge

Dear Reader, this weekend my wife and I succumbed to the latest fad when we broke down and bought an iPod.  I know what you’re probably thinking, What took them so long?  I know, I know.  I’m probably the last American technophile who doesn’t work at Microsoft and had never used an iPod.  That’s right, I’d never used an iPod, let alone bought one.  If you’re my cousin Wade, a Microsoft loyalist, then you’re actually wondering why I didn’t buy a Zune, Microsoft’s rival product.  The main reason we didn’t invest in a Zune is that it’s a new product and doesn’t the clout that Apple has in the music download market.  iTunes.com and its $.99 downloads actually sealed the deal, not the iPod itself.  Zune will probably be successful in its own way, but much like the ongoing game consule wars between Microsoft’s Xbox and Sony’s PlayStation (a war that Nintendo’s Wii is actually winning), it will be difficult for Microsoft’s Zune to unseat the iPod. 
 
We held out buying an iPod for the past few years.  I didn’t want to buy into all the hype surrounding this little unit that looks like a personal digital assistant (PDA) that only does one thing well.  I have a PDA that runs Microsoft’s PocketPC operating system, and I find it indispensible.  Like the iPod, my PDA also stores music and video.  However, it lacks sufficient memory to store more than a few dozen songs or one hundred photos.  It is well nigh impossible to store long video clips.  Memory sticks enhance the PDA’s storage capacity, but it cannot come close to the storage capacity of an iPod.  We bought one of those black 80 gigabyte video iPods and a TEAC iPod/CD player/speaker system. 
 
So far I have a positive impresson of the iPod.  It’s a pretty slick system.  My wife is already hooked and wants one of her own.  The iPod finally allows us to consolidate all of our music (including CDs) as befits our mobile lifestyle.  Instead of carrying dozens of CDs in cases, we can transfer the songs to the iPod and take them in one unit.  I’ve never owned an Apple product and stopped using Macintosh computers in college, but I realize now why so many people rave about Apple’s product designs.  The end-to-end configuration of the iPod, from synching with one’s computer to downloading songs, is fairly seamless and easy to use.  I’m very impressed…so far.